You're single,so..

1. Stop pretending to be in a good mood all the time.
2. Stop trying to look desinable every 2nd of the day.
3. Order your own extra-large portion of tries & some onion rings.
4. Stop pretending to like his loud,obnoxious music,friends,or parents.
5. Chat on the phone friends who don't ask you to hang on while they chect out what's on tv.
6. Stop pretending/leaving your weekend nights open until friday when he still hasn't booked you.