He says: You look great in those paint.
Thinking: You're butt looks great in those pants.
On the phone:What are you wearing?
Thinking:Please tell me you're walking around completely nude.
Say:Of course,Im glad to be with you instead of playing ball with the guy's.
Thinking:I hope we get to make out before your parents get home.
Say:I didnt even notice her.I was looking at the porsche.
Thinking:There is not enough spander in the world.
